Dr. Ian Malcolm Fan Forum

Welcome to the unofficial fan forum where Jurassic Park characters humorously discuss the fascinating topic of dinosaur poop.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

"Life finds a way... especially when it comes to dinosaur droppings. Chaos theory applies even to poop distribution."

Dr. Ellie Sattler

"The composition of dino poop tells us so much about their diet and environment. Fascinating and a bit gross!"

John Hammond

"I always thought the real treasure was the fertilizer potential of those ancient droppings."

Dr. Alan Grant

"Tracking dinos by their droppings is a tried and true method. Never underestimate the power of poop."

Omar Simpson

"Dino poop? Man, that’s just prehistoric trouble with a funky smell. Reminds me of the chaos back home."